Have You Met Brad?
Meet
Brad Floyd. He's my pal.
I just realized, after
all these months I've yet to introduce you to my pal
Brad.
Brad was my Christmas wish when I was six,
and ever since he has held court atop my pillow sham.
When I first adopted him, he was a football player—
but he now wears many hats.
As you can see, Brad is psyched and set for the
holidays.
He asked me to wish you a good one.
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